Panda And Porn

What does panda conservation and porn have in common?

Apparently, in order to encourage mating among this highly sex shy species, Chinese researches have been putting them pandas on some sort of "sexercise" program which includes panda pornography.

Amazing isn't it!

Full story from today's Star paper


Pandas in rigorous "sexercise" programme

Beijing : China's notoriously shy pandas are being put through a rigorous "sexercise" programme in a new effort to encourage them to mate, state media reported yesterday.

"I'm not fit enough, lets do it sitting ya babe?"

The Chengdu Panda Breeding and Research Centre in the south-western province of Sichuan is making male pandas walk on their two legs to strengthen their pelvic and hip muscles, to better prepare them for sex, the China Daily said.

"Oh baby, your so strong! what have they done to you?"

The move which is achieved by luring male panda up with an apple, looks remarkably like a dance routine and is aimed to boost the animal's sexual stamina, the report said.

Giant pandas are known to be sexually inactive, but the new measure follows several other initiatives taken to try and encourage breeding, including panda pornography - AFP

Aren't they adorable? Lets hope panda conservation do come into fruition and we will see them off the endangered list.