MV - Owe You 10 Dollar

This song is originally called "Thousand Miles Away", a duet song by Jay Chow & Fai Yoke Ching (sorry peps, I don't know his English name).

The one I am showing now on is a parody called Owe you 10 Dollar. The lyrics is hilarious.

P.S Can anyone translate the lyrics to english? Please put in comments or email me if you can. Thanks!